the-vashta-nerada:

ALRIGHT SO IT’S 2:30 IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP AND  THEN I SAT UP AND ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE I WAS STRUCK WITH REALIZATION AND I DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE

TELETUBBIES ARE CALLED TELETUBBIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE TELEVISIONS IN THEIR STOMACHS

For fucksake, Man, how did I never realize!?!?!?

(via overweighttoaster)

"

So pain told you to take her
Well I’ve learned to accept that feeling
Cause I found how to numb it
If only for just a short while

Get so high I’d forget my name
Scarred my fists I scarred my brain
I think that I’m going insane
I think that I’m going insane

"
- Machine Head - I’m Your God Now (via dopesick90)

(via dopesick90-deactivated20140908)

He knocked me out with a bit of morphine and cocaine.

cosmicbrownie:

My body shuddered and sighed and my blood felt like pure sex. The warmest feeling came over me and my eyes rolled back in my head. He came and say next to me as I moaned in pleasure. When I closed my eyes, his lips met mine and I melted into him. It felt like my brain was making love to my body. And I never tried it again.

July

eyesondrugs:

Why didn’t you push me up against a wall and tell me you wanted me to stay? Caress my mouth and kiss me like you did in July. Please, let’s go back to when we’d sit laughing in your car, sharing cigarettes and occasionally kissing to Iron & Wine. I can’t remember you as much as I want to and that…

cryptorchyd:

Hey diddle diddle 
the cat and the fiddle
the cow jumped over the moon
the little dog laughed to see such sport
and the dish ran away with the spoon.

He ran from conviction
and feed his addiction
as the dish heated the spoon
the spoon begged to go
but the dish shouted

“NO! The heroin will be ready soon”


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